The Onion and other satire w/ layers

Israel has put out a plea to the rest of the world saying that anyone who even considers building nuclear weapons should be dealt with.

This comes after a massive war potentially started that stemmed from bombings in Iran following Israel’s yearly tradition of accusing Iran of being ‘close’ to reaching the point where they could eventually have a nuke, and maybe one day even have as many nukes as Israel has.

“The international community must act to stop nuclear proliferation by any means necessary, ” said Prime Minister Netanyahu, “no one should be allowed to have them as they destabilise the region.” [...]