Bart, there is an itchy and scratchy movie!
And also:
Dad, what’s the point of this story?
I like stories
Welcome to TheSimpsons, a community for discussing everything related to America's non-prehistoric cartoon family, The Simpsons!
Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, basically every post starts with 'Guess the Episode', is that all this community is?"
To which I say you've got some attitude, mister.
But no, any Simpsons content is allowed in this community, although we do ask that you keep the shitposting over in !simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works.
These "Rules" aren't real, so if you think of something clever, do that instead.
Bart, there is an itchy and scratchy movie!
And also:
Dad, what’s the point of this story?
I like stories
Bart broke my teeth.
The nurses are stealing my money.
This thing on my neck is getting bigger.
Correct!
Bart would be a better Chief Justice of the Supreme Court than what we have now.
Itchy & Scratchy would be better than what we have now.
Itchy & Scratchy would be better than what we have now.
"Lifetime appointments" would certainly be less damaging if the justices were all constantly murdering each other in creative and hilarious ways