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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 79 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"are there any questions?"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 5 days ago

"Scooby sends his regards, Mindy."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They even made a sitcom about it, called How I Melted Your Mother.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Is that grilled cheese?"

"No, that's uncle Yamada."

canned laughter

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

uncle Yamada.

That's actually his middle name.

His full name was Watts Yamada Wichoo.

He was from all over the place and that's also where he ended up. Because of the thing.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

The follow up to the much appreciated Heil Honey

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did i just read customer feedback? That is some dark capitalism right there, yikes. Demand and supply were not exactly balanced. Oof.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Look, it's just a silly joke. There's nothing about capitalism, or supply and demand.

"Hey, we used a nuclear bomb on you. How was it for you?" It's not that deep.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

Great, now he's ceased to exist.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

JRO: I was just being silly teehee >///<