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[โ€“] 2fm@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Project Zomboid!

[โ€“] Zorro@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why not let the dog walk under the barrier ๐Ÿค”.

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

What if the dog walks through a wall because of that? Thats a risk that cannot be taken

[โ€“] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Special animation just for dog?

silent hill 2 dog ending

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why would dog extend human?

[โ€“] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

IIRC, the screen recording is from a mod of a game. The original game didn't have dogs, just humans, and the modder decided to make the dog NPC from a human NPC and forgot to override that one animation.

[โ€“] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm, 4 limbs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, mammal...
Close enough???

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

See you just said mammal. Why not have them both extend from that? Then they define a property or a method which modifies how they jump over a fence.

[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They probably thought that all their NPCs would be human when they started the game, so they named their NPC class Human. Then they decided to add dogs, but needed them to do a lot of the same things the human NPCs did, so they made the Dog class a subclass of Human.

[โ€“] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Object oriented programming was a mistake

it's probably so much worse

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

What is refactoring?

[โ€“] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

ND answer is because the dev made the Human class before abstracting everything into the Entity class, dog should extend a game entity and not inherit the human animation behavior.

[โ€“] BehindTheBarrier@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In modern games, I think it's fairly common to have a common 3d skeletons share names. So you can make animations like the one above apply to any character even if they have differences. It doesn't mean that dog extends human, but it may mean that a dog model shares a lot of common "bones", that are used for movement, with a human model.

So when a human animation is applied to the dog, you can see it warp to start position of the animation, move, and then then stop at the end position as a standing human, before warping back to idle animation (when it turns back into the dog shape)

Related, weapons in Destiny also share the same components across weapon types, and bugs have caused one weapon type to be used for another weapon, making funny things happen. Like how a hand canon (pistol) stretches like a bow because it's model got used in place of the bow model at the start of this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YZa9vv5U0M

[โ€“] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, seems weird.
Normally one would use multiple horses and some ropes for that. No idea how you would manage that with a single dog

[โ€“] teft@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that Dogmeat or the Thing?

[โ€“] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] teft@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Same images:

[โ€“] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Project Thingmeat, maybe?

Rather Lovecraftian, that.

[โ€“] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That looks crazy like Project Zomboid

Ahh it must be a mod

[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rollerbang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

So does the human.