God, I want to see an aircraft carrier sink. Imagine how funny it would be, all the little sailors slipping and sliding down the long ass flight deck, like in Titanic.
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yeah, but then the would make the worst movie in the world about it where Jim from the Office and Chris Pratt play loveable and goody but completely shredded and hairless rescue operators that give their lives to protect the valiant USS Ronald MacDonald from the barbarous and faceless throngs of the enemy, and their cheap tactics.
Mel Gibson, Admiral Bart "Beef" Falcon
Office Jim, Seaman Bryce "Chicken Nuggets" Treehouse
Chris Pratt, Ensign Chad "Pork Ribs" Taublersson
It sounds like they're just feeding cargo ships to Yemen.
I know I stole this joke from someone else on here but it actually made me laugh so I had to.
Neither Biden nor Trump could defeat Yemen and Yemen is a poor and divided country.
I guess Yemen will never find out why people in the US don’t have universal healthcare.