100% : cat

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that a pocket pussy?

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No it's a tactical meow-dispenser!

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

When you trigger it, it makes supressed meow meow meow meow... Taktik!

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Don't

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cat-scan: pocket edition

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

This comment wins Lemmy for today.🤗

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Concealed Cat Carry

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know I keep that mf’ing thang on me

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ratatata

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's a pocket monster.

[+] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When you trip and fall and realise that you are lying in a red puddle, but uninjured...

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

MY TOMATOES!

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win 💀

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

in a case of fall even directly on top of the kitten on that pocket other bodyparts would absorb most of the force and the kitten would likely just flop a bit to the side thus not getting that much weight on them.

also have you ever met cats, they be quite squishy.

I would say in case of a fall the kitten would likely be the uninjured one

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's good. I heard a horror story of someone who took a pet chick to school

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please never hold a baby

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -1 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't put a baby in my pocket