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Angels (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/grimdank@lemmy.world
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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gross! Grok made image.

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IZ GORK YA FILTY UMIE!!!

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

NO IT AIN'T YA GIT! GORK IZ A GOD AND DA GODZ 'AVE KUNNIN! DEM DA SOURCE OF KUNNIN! DAT AY EYE HAZ NO KUNNIN TO ITZ!

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GORK IZ PROPA ORKY, AN ORKZ IZ MADE IN GORKZ IMAGE, DEREFOR GORK MADE IMAGE!!!

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

NAAAW YA GIT DAT AY EYE GROK MADE BY DAT SPIKEY FLESH BAG ELON!

[–] poweruser 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Surely the other orks would beat it back into line for not being orky enough

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Look at its face. Look at its weird hands. I would say that's a blue horror in a green skin suit, but it's even worse.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fuck it, we Baal.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blood Angel player "Oh cool, you painted them as Ultramarines."
Crip Angel "These are Crips and we got beef. Time to settle it on the tabletop"

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

There must be all kinds of angels.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The second legiones confirmed?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

No plasma angels?