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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

If you circulate this on Christian facebook pages it will get tons of likes and hearts from Christians who will say "This is so true, there are so many fake Christians who do this" before turning on FOX news.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

So ....... does it mean I still get to go to heaven?

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

If I wrote the story; the punishment would be more severe for being dishonest their entire life. Superhell it is.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

I hope he's got a button or lever with backups for sending them away, to keep the line moving.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Ask for forgiveness and dont feel guilty? is that the rule to goto heaven?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The only person who has ever gotten in is Mr. Rogers. The rule is you need to be better than the last guy they let in to get in yourself. So, are you better than Mr. Rogers, and can you prove it?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then we would have all been fucked since the first guy to get in!

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The system is flawless and you're all going to The Bad Place. Say hi to Glen for me.

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Will do! I like Glen.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk -1 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a Christian Zionist.