this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you or a loved one been defrauded with a fake lap?

You may be eligible for compensation! Call the law offices of Meow, Meow, and Paws to get the compensation you deserve!

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

You left out a Meow. In fact, you left out the most important one!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is hilarious; but....

Don't let that cat get this design to the collective... once they realize our laps are no longer needed to recharge; we are useless to them.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

They prefer to eat things with faces, do not allow your thumbs to make you feel superior.

That is what they want you to feel. If we think we are in charge, they don't even have to try.

[–] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I actually really like this. It teaches your cat that legs are a resting spot. (Or maybe you don't want them to learn that, since it can lead to Feline Paralysis in Humans.)

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

“You know this shit ain’t right.” – that cat

[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love detachable laps, so useful.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ascend. Become Lego.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

That reminds me of some fun "horror movie" about killer jeans