Fill the rest of the colander with beef stroganoff you coward
And waste all the stroganoff? Smh
I guess I missed August. What was that?
I missed that one too. Apparently it was someone freaking out on a plane and telling people they didn't exist?
Oh right, that. I remember hearing about that and thinking it's pretty gross that people were making fun of her and giving her shit on social media when she clearly had a severe mental break. Imagine having the worst day of your life publicized around the world. :(
Yeah, people are so quick to pull out their phones and start filming strangers... it would be unthinkable to me.
Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
I had navigated away before this joke hit me. Had to come back to say nice job.
Thanks.
I might be getting old. I don't know the first five.
The World Series
*only available in North America.
*always read the label and consult a physician if symptoms persist.
You're just jealous because none of the other Americas have won a World Series.
What's January?
It’s the first month of the year.
Memes