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What do you do when you need to distract someone? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make a comically loud sound, and commit die.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ask them what their favourite kind of train is.

Admittedly, it doesn't work on every someone.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Juggle

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Interpretive dance.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Smoke bomb and then a secret ninja thing I learned watching YouTube.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

whisper... and then suddenly
#HA!

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Squirrel!!!