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[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 27 points 4 months ago

Need a wheelbarrow for those

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 13 points 4 months ago

eat your biscuits

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago

They're dough nuts

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

As did I. As did I. Lol

[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Flaky Layers 🫦

[–] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you have flaky layers, please see a doctor.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

sorry this is statesia best i can do on your budget is dog hairstylist

[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

When you spend the night with your friend and his older brother wears his boxers around the house.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You popped the tube a little early

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Misread as pooped, still agreed

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, I hate price chopper with the white hot intensity of 1,000 suns.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but in some places they're the only feasible option.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm all about Hanniford. I've found their prices to be consistent between, Albany, Colonie, Niskayuna, and Latham NY stores. With price chopper their prices vary wildly based on which town you are shopping in. Downtown Albany and Schenectady prices are the moste jacked up, while those in the suburbs like glenmont, colonie ect are far better. I also chafe at having to carry around a fucking plastic card and have my data farmed to get stuff that's on sale. I weep for anyone that doesn't have any other choice besides Price ~~Gouger~~ Chopper.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then you weep for me! Also, there were a lot of words there and I feel like I knew about half of them.

Thank you for sharing.

[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Does the shelf just look weird or is this actually unrefrigerated? Something about that fundamentally terrifies me for some reason..

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Some stores have open/door-less refrigerated sections. Not the ideal as it uses up more power and the outer layer of items tend to spoil really quickly.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

to be fair the dough is supposed to stay in the can where it's safe from predators.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As someone from the UK, what the hell is going on with that price ticket? How many different numbers do you need to tell someone the price?! What a mess.

[–] douz0a0bouz@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

The 2.19 is the "regular" price in the white box. The number in the orange box is usually the price per unit and/or weight, although sometimes it can be there price for those with government assistance vouchers.

It is common for grocers to put a tag under the regular tag with a promotional sale. In this case, if you buy 10 then you get all 10 for $10.

It's a circus and I would much rather just have the price for the thing with the tax included. Corpos just like playing mind games.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Put em on the tube.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

Vegan testicles? Bull balls.

[–] amotio@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

... Idjits?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, bollocks biccies. My favourite.