Allegedly you can skip the ad if you pay, which I'm assuming is a subscription of some sort.
People always talk about food, water, housing, healthcare, education, etc being human rights, but bathrooms should be close to the top of the list.
Food would be first, but once you can get enough to eat, sooner or later you're going to find yourself in need of a toilet. Not being able to use one when you need to because you couldn't afford it is just plain wrong.
How very Communist Utopia of them.
Yeah, I'd love to hear a tankie thought on this one, how they'd tell us that this really IS a good thing (TM)!
So...carry TP with me in public, if I ever go to China.
I'd smear shit on the walls
Make sure to smear a little shit on it.
Well that's easy, just swipe your shit all over the wall there every god-damned day
Guess I need one less reason to travel to China.
Pay to shit? Pay for shit? This needs a good name!
Enshit^2^ification
But my phone is dead.
Take a flat screwdriver with you and pry that thing open.
Has no one ever invented 'carrying TP in one's pocket', yet, in China?