still seven paragraphs before the recipe but now it's pure keyword gibberish
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my favorite part is when the "jump to recipe" doesn't work on my phone
i'm a chef I don't need to read literally anything other than the ingredient list to see ingredients and ratios, fuck off with all your words god damn you
i love looking up recipes online.
Here's my foolproof, 5 minute recipe for Beans & Rice
It all started when my spouse left me for my best friend [+10,000 words]

AI is really just a summarised google search. When you realise this you can see precisely why it hasn't actually improved much of anything, it all existed already in the first page of google results.
Optimising for AI is just the same as it was for search engines. Before you spammed links, now you just spam out information into spaces they AI scrape for training data. It's the same shit. Nothing has changed.
Can I pay to get ranked last by AI?
Here's how π
-Have a stupid as shit name like Aaron Deez Nuts
-Inherit borrow 10 million dollars from your parents to found your disruptive chatbot startup
You see, dear investor, there is no bubble. We would never do such silly things such as pour hundreds of millions into startups that did literally nothing. We all learned our lesson after the 90s Asian financial crisis spilled into the dotcom bubble spilled into the subprime mortgage bubble spilled into zombie economy of worsening quality of life and increasing stock prices spilled into the everything bubble spilled into the⦠why no, there is no bubble!