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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH BROTHER GET ME A CHALUPA

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZA
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PASTAS
AND
155 TATERS

[–] LemmyThinkAboutThat@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I need a Crunchwrap Supreme, please. Thank you!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For people who don't Taco Bell: this is a chalupa wrapped in a larger tortilla, creating a kind of soft outside crunchy inside tortilla discus.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Also, it's shaped like a quesadilla

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

WHY DON'T THEY PUT A HARD TORTILLA SHELL IN THE CENTER AROOOOO

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crunchwrap Supremes are GOAT. Dripping in Diablo Sauce! Perfection!

[–] LemmyThinkAboutThat@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You just made me hungry. Here you go, Bestie!

We need more Crunchwrap Supremes!

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time I eat a Crunchwrap Supreme, I'm going to think of my long distance Bestie, LemmyThinkAboutThat!

Ugh, I wish they'd sell the Diablo sauce in bigger bottles like they do their Hot Sauce!

LOL! I actually looked at two grocery stores a few weeks ago because I really think that my nephew drinks it.

If I ever find a gallon, I will be shouting into the Fediverse looking for my bestie, AquaTofana!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Call me a purist, but Fire is the best sauce. Diablo doesn't even taste hotter, just more bitter.

I'd drink a gallon of original Lava sauce though. That stuff was the bee's tits.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its crazy how different tastes can be. I definitely get more of a smoke flavor for Diablo and a tang from Fire.

Fire sauce goes better on a standard crunchy taco, but Diablo is king mixing with the melty cheese and sour cream of a Crunchwrap!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Alright, I'll have to try it with a crunchwrap again

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YOU CANT EAT. YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON. YOU NEED A DOCTOR, NOT TACO BELL.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THEY'RE NOT EATING, THEY'RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

WHY ARE YOU CRANKING HOGS?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

HOG'S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF'ER!!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

HOGS AINT GONNA CRANK THEMSELVES. TOO POOR TO AFFORD SELF-CRANKING HOGS.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Quesarito*2

Never forget what they took from us

[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

AROOOO HELL YEAH MFER

[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've never been to Taco Bell, and I'm confused that none of the comments mention tacos. Unless the Chalupa is a kind of taco I've never heard of.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

it's a flat taco.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Chalupa is just a taco but with a fried flatbread as the shell. It's goooood

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

5 items from the value menu, the order changes with time.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh... Gotta be honest here, I think the quality and quantity of Taco Bell has gone down since the late 90s when I was a kid.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Really? A multi million dollar corporation has done shrinkflation over the past 30 years? What a surprise

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Online exclusive meal box with crunch wrap supreme, whatever burrito extra grilled, hard taco, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Shit used to only be $5 last year.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Every MAGA Uncle just got hard. Be careful they will come after you for using their meme.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Steak powerbowl, subtract the cabbage, add extra rice and black beans. With a side of cheesy potatos/the french fries.

[–] julysfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Only cheesy bean and rice burritos. So good with fire sauce

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

The Dorito shell taco is pretty good.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm gluten free but if I could:

7 layer. Mexican pizza. Cheesy bean and rice. Nacho Bell Grande. 2 bean burritos. Tostada.

Fire sauce!!!

[–] ayyo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cheesy gordita crunch is sooooooooo good

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

cheesy gordita crunch

That's my go-to, too, with a taco and a side of nacho cheese for dipping, Baja Blast to drink.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't eat this stuff anymore but 20 years ago, drunk me would have gotten:

Chili Cheese Burrito

Chicken Soft Taco

Chalupa

Nachos Supreme

7 Layer Burrito

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You have to be a special kind of desperate to only buy 1 $15 Steak Chalupa

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mexican pizza , Pepsi, bean and cheese burrito.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Chalupas and Crunchwraps are solid options, and the chicken cantina burrito is a new item that I've been pretty fond of

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No idea. I assume it't Mexican?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

“Tex Mex.” Folks shit on it for not being “authentic” Mexican food, but that’s not what it’s trying to be. It’s fusion.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The real trick is to buy the sauces at the supermarket. Ranchero sauce and Diablo sauce on some tortillas with cheese and canned chicken in the microwave/oven is pretty good.

Otherwise, a beefy five layer and make sure to leave with several sauce packets stuff in your pockets.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've never had taco bell. They're not where I live

[–] ptc075@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

"You know you're old when they take your favorite item off the Taco Bell menu."

RIP chillitos. You are missed.