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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Granted. Most of Trumps cronies split off and create the official MAGA Party, leaving a few Republicans nobody votes for. This is the third party people vote for. They do not consider a fourth party.

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Granted! The 3rd party is Elon Musk. He announces the country is now the Fourth Reich in an act of "irony" to own the libs.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Granted. Except third parties actually win. Not the intended outcome of Republicans always winning, which is the whole point of third parties, to break up and divide progressives.