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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

geordi-no The Analects

geordi-yes The Analects

Excerpts:

If one stands upon a toilet, then one is high on pot

If one should ejaculate into cash register, then one has come into money

If one should drop one's watch into a toilet, then one shall henceforth have a shitty time

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn" - Confucius

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Confucius say, I am rubber you are glue, your insult bounces off me and sticks to you!