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submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago

Call me drugs cause I fuck people up

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Funny. The only thing I fuck is up. Can I have enough drugs for one large overdose please?

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Call me a drug dealer because I sell you

[-] Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Slavery detected on american soil

You can call me William T Sherman

[-] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 11 points 11 months ago

Call me an elevator cause I lift people up

[-] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't it be about equal? Everyone who goes up has to go down at some point. So besides a few defenestrations, both amounts would be the same.

[-] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Winner of design competition 2003

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I love these <3

[-] Patimation_studios@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Really one of the bestcalators of all time

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

They call me an escalator because I go to China to eat humans.

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