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submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Call me drugs cause I fuck people up

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Funny. The only thing I fuck is up. Can I have enough drugs for one large overdose please?

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Call me a drug dealer because I sell you

Slavery detected on american soil

You can call me William T Sherman

[-] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 11 points 1 year ago

Call me an elevator cause I lift people up

[-] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't it be about equal? Everyone who goes up has to go down at some point. So besides a few defenestrations, both amounts would be the same.

[-] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Winner of design competition 2003

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I love these <3

Really one of the bestcalators of all time

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

They call me an escalator because I go to China to eat humans.

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