Is Elon Musk Dead Yet?

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Tragically Elon Musk has been found alive and well this morning. The world holds its breath for another day. (leminal.space)

submitted 1 month ago by Dionysus@leminal.space to c/iselonmuskdeadyet@lemmy.world

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Tragically dementia donnie, as well. So sad.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

How dare you bait me like this.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Damn you got me with this title at first.

[–] FrictionFiction@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

One of these days, buddy

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's always tomorrow. And only so many ways a ketamine-overloaded system can react.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m curious. You just got a job with a signing bonus of 1Trillion USD. You start work two Tuesdays from now. What’s your plan for the next two weeks (assuming that 1T was liquid)?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Figure out how to actually do the job I was just hired to do, ain't no way I'm actually qualified