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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 204 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And their source is a "Verified Taco Bell employee" on Reddit??

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago

I'd trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.

But that's just me.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Principle Skinner: "Myes!"

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 143 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

Edit: Trump is in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait.......WHAT?!

I don't want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was either Clinton or Maxwell's horse.

Lots of people are saying it.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 40 points 1 month ago (22 children)

There is a line in an email that refers to "trump blowing bubba".

It's not clear who "bubba" is, but it's one of Clinton's nicknames.

More importantly though, it's not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

I mean, you're at a party and you get drunk and high and pull dumb stunts with your friends, someone snaps a photo of it. I doubt he actually sucked someone off, but there's definitely a photo of him looking like he did, for comedic effect.

Because, he's a pedophile, he don't do old men and horses, only young children pissing in his mouth.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The line is about Putin having pictures of Donnie blowing Bubba which implies Russian blackmail.

Yes, Donnie is Trump and Bubba is Clinton and it is possible that is is just dark humor but if so their delivery sucks.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he's in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.

used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!

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[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't "the 7-layer burrito" that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Either Clinton or Maxwell's horse.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is "you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton's dick?"

[–] zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because "you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?" didn't quite hit enough

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The people we have to affect aren't troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You really have to know some of these xenophobic, out of shape boomers to understand how gay oral sex will short circuit their brain. They know that people like me will bring up the ole gluck gluck 3000 at the mere mention of that douche's name, so they'll do what their meal team six cowardly self was going to do no matter what: quietly disavow now that it'll blow back on them (pun totally intended)

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (12 children)

More of the same from the delusion network.

You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don't make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.

[–] CodeHead@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)

The 5-layer is still there though...

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Maybe I'm lucky? Here's the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:

It is listed under "Member Exclusives" in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.

I'm kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].

Update for posterity - 2025/12/09

Aaaand... it's gone. I can no longer order a 7-Layer Burrito. Fuck you Taco Bell.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago (7 children)

My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I get the theme of all the flatiron "grilled" items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?

Also, Trump rapes children.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

"Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped." "....Mexican food?"

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is attention capture tactics.

Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters....

....what happened to the "yo quiero taco bell" dog?

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.

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