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Elon Musk hails successful Neuralink trial in which implanted monkeys successfully used credit cards to pay for Twitter (newsthump.com)
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[โ€“] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 23 points 2 years ago

I never subscribed to the onion on reddit but only nottheonion and when I saw this i thought it was real for a moment. Well done

[โ€“] bl00dmeat@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Aight I had to re-read that like 4 times before I realized it was the onion. Like WTF is this timeline ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Quasari@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

It wasn't the money's card, double win for Elon! Take that libz.