Aussiemandeus

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

That's exactly what this reminded me of

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

Haha that last line

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Only woman care about woman's styles and only men compliment men at the gym.

It's a crule world

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah one day I ended up playing soccer for the Austrian soccer team because I went through the wrong door and didn't want to let anyone down

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

It's weird i know my measurement in both metric and imperial because when I was a child i learnt to play lawn bowls and all the old people measured everything in inches feet and yards, then when I became a mechanic there's the three spanner sets so I can do all those.

As for tips, I worked out my own pace count for 100 meters, and at my old workshop we had meter increments on the floor so you could work out what kinda goofy arse step you need to take for 1 meter.

Temperature obviously 0 is frozen water 100 boiling anything over 40 is damn hot outside but that one varies for person to person.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

That's all I've ever known,

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think you missed the song

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've run for years and I'm glad this is the first in hearing of this.

Does it restrict your breathing as you go too?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I like to think it's because of this email i sent two years ago

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah the freedom they will have is going to give us the best game ever

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 115 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Didn't this bloke say one phone call and he would end the war of something?

 

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has won a historic second term - here's some of the results visualised.

 

Today i took my first steps into the world of Linux by creating a bookable Mint Cinamon USB stick to fuck around on without wiping or portioning my laptop drive.

I realised windows has the biggest vulnerability for the average user.

While booting off of the usb I could access all the data on my laptop without having to input a password.

After some research it appears drives need to be encrypted to prevent this, so how is this not the default case in Windows?

I'm sure there are people aware but for the laymen this is such a massive vulnerability.

 

I used to read this all the time along with XKCD.

Obviously I can remember XKCD but this other webcomic I can't find anything about it

Part of me thinks maybe it was Ctr Alt Dlt but I can't find anything refencing the egg etc. So I don't think that's it

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Least I could do

 

Damn Corporations

 

Fuck their increases in costs over and over

 

Bloody Inpex getting 40 billion dollars worth of gas for free.

Not to mention the cancer they're pumping into Darwins air.

 

Almost built only the right hand section left to complete

 

Dark mode is awesome, but unfortunately everyone on the internet are heathens and browse in light mode and take screen shots etc.

So dark mode on connect tends to just be bright white-space.

It would be great if there was a way to invert their colours too

 

There was a bloody big croc cruising up the river.

He lives there all the time, You don't go into the water here

 

My question is around pty Ltd taxation. Small businesses pay tax at 25 percent or so right.

So is this tax paid on the gross income or am I correct in assuming is paid on the gross profit?

Example

Company bills labour out at 100 an hour for 40 hours

This equates to 4000 dollars gross profit.

Is tax paid at this point paying 1000 dollars in tax.

Or do you then subtract say 50 dollars an hour of wages for 40 hours resulting I'm a net profit of 2000 then pay tax on 2000 dollars left in the companies account of 500 dollars tax?

Then the employee pays their share of tax on the 2000 dollars the company paid to them?

Secondly, if the company pays super on the hours worked, do they pay tax after super is deducted or before super is deducted from profits?

Sorry if this is confusing I'm very confused to begin with.

I Want to talk to an accountant but this time of year isn't the best for that, so I'm just trying to get some understanding before I go in and talk to one in the new year.

 

If anyone can explain how it can be 3.3 ounces in the new can and 3.6 in the old while grams and millilitres remain the same i would love to know.

The damn can is also ever so slightly smaller you can see it very well but you can feel it and measure it

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

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