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[โ€“] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Happy birthday, your license plate is now expired ๐Ÿ–•

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Happy birthday, you are due for a teeth cleaning.

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Colonoscopy.

[โ€“] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is kinda wrong. Amazon will definitely remember your birthday, send you a birthday wish, then give you a 2 dollar voucher with the minimum spending of 500 dollar, if you subscribe to 3 years Amazon Prime right now. They're generous like that.

[โ€“] MCTamTam@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have an Amazon account.

[โ€“] FireWire400@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

Hell yeah, I take that as a win

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

As someone who doesn't care to celebrate their birthday, cannot relate. Honestly could care less. The only thing it does for me is give me an excuse to eat a cake by myself and I really don't need another such excuse rn tbh. lol

[โ€“] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Honestly could care less.

So you do care?

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but it's not defined how much.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

thatradomguy even spelled his own username wrong. He's clearly winning in life, which explains his entire outlook.

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Same here, I don't understand what the fuss is about with birthdays. I haven't celebrated a single one since I turned 18 and I don't miss it. Celebrating mostly reminds me how old I've gotten which is just depressing.

[โ€“] 69420@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congratulations on not dying since the last time the earth went around the sun!

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Would make a good shirt, honestly. lol