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[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Kinky chick is see

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No ~~regrets~~ ragerts FTFY

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

(considers ragert threshold)

(jackson)

(nelson)

(considers ragert threshold)

no ragerts

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After two hours on the oven ... the tattoo came out looking like Pluto

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Bruh if thats what your chicken looks like after 2hrs in the oven...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that bird didn’t die of cancer.

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you’re saying there’s a chance it did die of cancer. That’s what I’m hearing.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I’ll wait for the medical examiner’s report.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

There are a lot of things that didn't kill the bird, that does not make them food safe.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago