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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers (theonion.com)
submitted 3 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 18 points 3 months ago

I 5000% believed it, before seeing the sub name

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure this is satire now. But, he'll say this brain-dead bullshit sometime in the near future.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

The show Veep basically wrapped when Trump got elected in 2016 because he said dumber shit than they could write for the characters.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I thought it was nottheonion at first.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the article have referred to him as "4029 year old Trump"?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

4786

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I won't be 16022109. You can't make me. It's not even prime! Not even prime, I say!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

We’ll have the bestest numbers, the biggliest numbers, everybody’s saying so.