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I mean, if it was a dog, then I'd get it. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

I can fix her [cat]

[–] allo@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Well, did it work?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hot lady with immortal cat?

Willing to do awesome crimes?

Anybody got her number?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's kinda hot tho? 🤔

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You did see the Florida part, right?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can fix her

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing to fix here

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy are the best one night stands

[–] Shaper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

how real is this? I just finished watching Bugonia and it feels like the very same plot.

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

Usually when you search for a headline you'll find the article, or links to the article. I couldn't even find this article.

However, a similar memed article went viral with the headline "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal", and that one also did not originate from an actual news article, but a badly labeled meme site. https://checkyourfact.com/2024/07/10/fact-check-florida-man-kidnapping-scientist-dog-immortal/

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whenever you see a post on the internet with a mugshot and a random bizarre headline it is always false.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean 'beats off' was right there headline writer.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well that's just a normal Tuesday for most people.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao

It wasn't a happy ending for Frey, who after being treated at a local hospital was taken to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dope movie

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

This being Florida I bet she kidnapped a geologist

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the hell is going on with those eyebrows...?!

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🤨

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Would not have expected that from a prison photo though, unless made by AI.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Understandable, all I can say is that Florida is doing a lot here lol.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also the front-facing picture has ears covered by hair, while profile has a fully visible ear. Seems dubious the handcuffed subject tucks hair behind ear in the moments when asked to turn left.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unless perhaps that's a requirement - perhaps an officer even does the hair tucking for her? But I know nothing of prison photos:-D.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mr Fulffykins yawned. The endless eons stretched before his dainty paws; the process to become immortal had uplifted his intelligence. It was worse than just being an immortal cat.

He yawned again and cursed his existence; how old was he now? One or was it two billion. It didn't matter, really what was a billion years when compared to infinity.

The old instincts flared; something moved like a small mammal. The hunger burned; that million year hunger, no food, nothing to catch. Just dust and desolation.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Journalism is dead. Who writes an article about this without showing cat on thumbnail??

(Fake article but still)