Wait, didn't he surrender in this scene?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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Yeah...they called his bluff, and he folded like a Chinese acrobat.
Yahweh called dibs on their faces. Indy had to leave them unmelted.
I like your perspective.
You are just jealous of his luck roll
In fact, Indiana Jones clumsily aided the nazis until he defeated them by literally doing nothing and looking the other way.
Yeah well he's an archaeologist anyway, doing Nazis isn't in his expertise
Indiana Jones' nazi fighting credentials:
- got Hitler's autograph
Mkay well let me know when the revolution starts, I'll come join in. 'til then, I gotta convince people not to be fascist with my words.
Anachronistic RPG though
He has a time travel device in the latest movie. Who's to say his future self didn't steal an RPG-7 and time travel back to the first film Bill and Ted style to make sure it was there?
We need to see a fan movie where Bill and Ted actually ARE doing those things.
I never caught that!
Decendant of John Brown?
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Force isn't needed to beat their ideas, because they suck.
I mean, there are bot agitators everywhere. Anyone reading this, don't take it seriously until it gets way way worse. Luckily the far right are easily defeated with words because they're objectively wrong and just hateful/racist/bigoted. Until they start violently attacking you (and therefore you can legally defend yourself), ignore any attempts online to rile you up to start violence.
Wouldnt deafeating mean they change what they think/believe? Because 90% of the far right wont change even If you proof 100% that they are wrong.. They just call it fake news and keep on doing fascist Things.
I don't mean the people themselves are saying it, I mean everyone witnessing the conversation. The people saying it are either actual edgy 14 year olds or edgy 14 year olds who never grew up and have a shitty life now, who cares what they think.