Political Memes

Discussion about the possible introduction of a new world order in 2026 —> https://lemmy.world/post/38553133

And all of a sudden everyone pretended they'd never encountered some government employee doing the bare minimum to avoid being fired for cause.

Last time I was at the passport office they literally had someone pointing folks to 1 of 2 lines, instead of, y'know, a sign. (And yes, there was someone else there who was clearly there to help as needed, which ended up with them just slowly pacing the room.)

Or, if we move to more remote work (which many departments now say they'll do to cut costs) you don't need as many people in the office planning departments etc.

Not sure where I can actually post this.

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Each group's approach

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Progressive

If we get enough power, we will stop using your tax money to bomb brown kids / march towards extinction.

That will mean you're free to work for your own survival. The savings will also let us cut taxes overall.

You might not hear these basic, obvious ideas every day. We're so outnumbered by extinction cultists, it's probably harder to encounter us than to encounter liars who say "banning guns is progress" or "leftists support starvation" or something. Lately, we're basically not allowed to be famous in real life, so I'm just a picture of Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

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"Socialist"

If we get enough power, we will become "social workers" who give you basic needs like food and water in exchange for the time you spend explaining basic shit to us. However, we will constantly bitch at you about how hard it is to understand what you're saying, and how we wish you would just join our extinction cult instead.

When we get tired of paying for your food and stuff, we aren't really sure if we'll kill you, or enslave you, or finally listen to what you're saying / let you work for your own survival.

You've probably heard all these ideas before. Don't worry. You'll hear our ideas again, and again, and again. We're one of the groups backed by the FCC.

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"Moderate right"

If we get enough power, we will enslave you for not willingly joining our extinction cult.

Social programs will be put in place to make sure you can't be homeless, because you can't be jobless.

We'll keep your living/working conditions just tolerable enough to make you comply without killing you too fast.

You've probably heard all these ideas before. Don't worry. You'll hear our ideas again, and again, and again. We're one of the groups backed by the FCC.

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"Far right"

If we get enough power, we will kill you ASAP for not joining our extinction cult.

We'll call that "freedom" because we'll be "free" to do whatever we want to outsiders: people who don't follow the rules to be part of our in-group.

Since you're dead, you won't be able to argue "freedom" means "not having a bunch of dumb rules people can be killed for not following."

You've probably heard all these ideas before. Don't worry. You'll hear our ideas again, and again, and again. We're one of the groups backed by the FCC.

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