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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

It's basically an abysmal text editor combined with the worst page layout software the world has ever seen. Creating documents with it very much resembles masturbating with a blender.

[–] FingerFrickenGood@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who knew being a monopoly and anti competitive would be so profitable.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So many open source options out there that if you think MS word is the only options out there then you're not looking hard enough.

[–] FingerFrickenGood@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Do you really think the multi billion dollar company I work for is going to switch?

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

You ain't paying. Why do you care?

[–] nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

To be fair PDFs are not meant to be edited (especially not by Word). PDFs are the product not the source. It's like trying to "edit" the ingredients of a cake after it's finished. You don't edit the cake, you edit the recipe and make a new cake.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I edit PDFs all the time for work. It's a pain in the ass, but perfectly doable. Trying to prevent people from editing files by making it annoying is not in any way a sane strategy.

[–] nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 days ago

As said it's possible to edit PDFs but of cause it's a pain in the ass because that format doesn't have a lot of semantics information about the original source. PDF doesn't understand how to reflow text to the next line.

It's a bit like having a Photoshop file with many layers, saving the image as PNG, sending that PNG to someone else, they open it in Photoshop and than complain about why Photoshop is trying to prevent the PNG from being edited.

You can edit the PNG but it's a pain in the ass because the original layer information is lost. Same with PDF. Nobody ever tried to prevent anyone from trying to edit PDFs but of it's more that fixing some minor typo is certainly is a pain in the ass because thats not what this format was designed to do.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

And yet... libreoffice does it pretty ok

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah, because it's not feasible to deconstruct a baked cake, not because "things that are made shouldn't be edited".

[–] nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's also not feasible to deconstruct a PDF. It doesn't have a concept of paragraphs and lines. Almost all semantic relations and information is lost while saving a PDF.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Except there are programs that can edit pdfs fine.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

Editing PDFs is not a feature the format natively supports (or supported?).
To me the crappiest "feature" is that M$ intentionally disregards their own document standard to EEE the ecosystem and vendor-lock their consumers.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Want to edit the header just on page 6? Or feel like being sexy and having a single page in landscape or a different size?

Easy! Just make a bunch of separate documents, export them as PDFs, and merge them in Adobe Acrobat.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I agree lots of things about word sucks. But FYI single page landscape is achieved by using two section breaks. It's not ideal, but its somewhat understandable given how styles are prioritized. I've tried others that work well, but they also suffer on things that word does well that we take for granted.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (14 children)

People aren't paying for Word, they're paying for Excel and getting all the other goodies included.

Yeah, LibreOffice is fine for home use, maybe even really small businesses that don't have to trade spread sheets with external customers, but Excel is the killer app.

Calc's a fine spread sheet program, but it's frustrating as hell after using Excel for 30+ years. You can't trust that it will properly import an Excel sheet and it sure won't do macros.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

100% for real. I simply can't do freelancing Excel work with LibreOffice because I know the 1:1 compatibility falls apart quickly. Basic formulas are about as far as I can trust it.

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[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

My favourite feature is the insanely counter-intuitive indenting and bullet points.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You using complex file formats for vendor lock in

Me using complex file formats because my code base is shite.

We are not the same

[–] arschfidel@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's how I feel about most Microsoft products actually.

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[–] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I got so frustrated trying to use Word to write a document at work that I just gave up and wrote the whole damn thing in LaTeX. Lots of nested bulleted lists (or worse, numbered lists) and Word do not play nicely.

Sucks to be the guy who has to edit it when I'm gone.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

You know it's bad when I prefer a nice markdown editor to word lol

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[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Used Microsoft Works in the early 2000's. Only discontinued in 2009 apparently.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (6 children)

At one point, Microsoft was maintaining three different word processors.

  • Word, the top of the line component of the flagship Office product
  • Works, their "for home and small business" product that was honestly good enough for basically everyone, to the point you have to ask why anyone would buy Office, which is almost certainly why Works got canned, and
  • Wordpad, because a GUI OS is basically useless without a rich text editor.
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[–] Sharlot@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

[–] banause@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

!yourjokebutworse@lemmy.world

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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Word is the proof that God exists and he's still real fuckin' pissy about that apple.

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 5 days ago

If you don't use \LaTeX, that's on you.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I expected Lemmy to be less repost-obsessed than Reddit yet here we are.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

As someone that recalls using Word 5.5 in DOS for a book report in 5th grade, as with all things, the peak has come and gone.

IMO, the enshittification curve started about 2010ish when MS demanded internet connectivity for features that didn't work. Saving PDFs was its peak. RIP Word 2007, which I used well into 2015.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 4 points 5 days ago

word documents are compatible with open office and I've been able to switch to open office at home with no impact on my ability to save them as .doc files and use them at work or school.

[–] Feedback17@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Never understood the attraction. It sucks.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

I switched to onlyoffice not looking back

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm old enough to remember Microsoft Works.

I miss the simplicity of those days...

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I member Corel Word-perfect...

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, having two different word processors was kind of confusing

Three. Wordpad also existed.

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