I forgot to plug the nonprofit Common Sense Media— I frequently check this before watching movies with my fam so I can get a heads up on what themes to expect and gauge whether it would be appropriate for my kid at the moment. The site has rating systems that are pretty detailed: not only info about profanity, drug use, and violence, it also has ratings for representation, gender messages, and educational value. There’s even a “Talk to Your Kids” section that has discussion suggestions specific to that movie. The site isn’t specific to movies, either— it covers books, television, games, etc.
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List of Best Rated TV Series as voted by the Fediverse
Ohh boy, my time to shine. I'll try to break it down based on safeness. I'll avoid listing some obvious ones, like main Disney movies. There may be some spoilers in my notes. Also "suggestive" may be more accurate as level of awkwardness. And everything is my opinion.
As safe as can be:
- Arrival (while the military is involved I don't recall there being any violence)
- Brewster's Millions
- Cars
- Cast Away (there's the part where he's testing out hanging himself but IIRC it's not explained, you'd have to already know what he's trying to do)
- Confessions of a Shopaholic
- Coraline (IDK how you rate the "violence" in this movie since there's no blood)
- Erin Brockovich
- The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
- The Geatest Game Ever Played
- Honey I Shrunk the Kids
- Hotel Transylvania 1 & 2
- Iron Giant
- Kiki's Delivery Service
- The Martian
- The Neverending Story (there is the one guy that is disintegrated but I think that's the only questionable part, though there is the death of Atrax)
- My Cousin Vinny
- My Neighbor Totoro
- Planet 51
- Ponyo
- Ratatouille
- Return to Oz (though there are parts that are scary and creepy for young children, and it's got the whole mental asylum)
- Robots
- The Sandlot (there is the one kissing scene)
- The Secret World of Arriety
- Spirited Away
- Sully
- Unstoppable
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
- Your Name
Some violence:
- Alice in Wonderland (live action version)
- Back to the Future 3
- Brave
- Castle in the Sky
- The Day the Earth Stood Still (original)
- Despicable Me
- Ex Machina (it's basically violence free until the end when a person is killed. You could skip that part.)
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- First two Harry Potter movies have the least amount. 3 has more. The rest either have a lot of violence or revolve around death.
- The Goonies
- Heavyweights
- Knives Out
- Matilda
- Meet the Robinsons
- October Sky
- Real Steel (Sci-fi boxing movie, the violence outside the ring is more what I'm thinking of though)
- Shrek
More violence:
- 9
- Most any DC/Marvel movie (I'm not going through them all, but I can only think of a few that are suggestive in any way. The first Ironman and Thor come to mind.)
- Big Hero 6
- Crocodile Dundee series
- Ender's Game
- Howl's Moving Castle (I don't recall there being any on screen but the whole story revolves around war)
- I, Robot
- Jurassic Park series
- Karate Kid (new one specifically but both are about the same)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Nausica of the Valley of the Wind
- Planet of the Apes (original)
- Scott Pilgrim vs the World
- Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse
Slightly suggestive:
- 50 First Dates
- Accepted
- Big
- The Big Short (Margot Robbie narrates from a bathtub and there is a scene at a strip club. Nothing is shown)
- Blast From the Past
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Groundhog Day
- Office Space
- Pitch Perfect
- The Princess Diaries 1 & 2
- Smokey and the Bandit
- Summer Wars
More suggestive:
- Bicentennial Man
- Back to the Future 1 & 2 (there's the whole rape thing in the first one and Lorraine is a sex object for Biff in the second movie)
- Bruce Almighty
- Click
Violent and suggestive, or otherwise doesn't fit in any other category:
- Almost Heroes
- Dead Poets Society (has suicide)
- Ghostbusters 1 & 2 (first one has the whole ghost blowjob thing and also the 2 criminal ghosts that were given the electric chair)
- The Time Machine (either version)
- Tommy Boy
I left out most anything that was primarily action. IDK where I'd draw the line at family friendly. Something like The Matrix is just violence but didn't seem family friendly to me. There would be a ton more if I included movies like that though.
Amazing list!! There are a bunch on here I hadn’t heard of before, so thanks for sharing!
Of those I’m familiar with, I think a heads up is warranted for couple of films in your “As Safe as Can Be” section: Office Space (one of my faves) has lots of swearing and some suggestive dialogue (the million dollar question scene comes to mind) and Groundhog Day has lots of references to suicide and one or two makeout scenes.
Also, I watched Happy Gilmore recently with my 11 year old, and she was mortified by Happy’s “Happy Place” dream sequence (I had completely forgotten about that part), so just an FYI that it gets a bit spicy (and weird).
Updated. I thought I left off all of Adam Sandler's classic movies. None are really family friendly. I took it to mean things you'd allow kids to watch.
Been a long time since I’ve seen it but would Rat Race go in any of these categories? Also you should totally make a letterboxd list, so I (and others) can automatically generate a collection in Jellyfin from your movie choices here.
Probably the some violence category, if I remember the movie well enough. They are competing against each other to get to the prize after all. It's more like cartoon violence though, like Wacky Races except more tame.
I spent like 3 hours making that list. I had a lot of movies to look through and I spent for too much time trying to figure out what to include and which category they go under. Not sure I'm up for spending more time on this. I don't even know what letterboxd is.
Oh wow. Nice job. Letterboxd is a site where users make movie lists, just like you did! Like this: https://letterboxd.com/zanderific/list/movies-that-will-make-you-say-what-the-fuck/
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
And the same goes for many Ghibli/Miyasaki movies, but some kids do not like Spirited Away for being too scary.
The Spiderverse movies are amazing pieces of art and relatively family friendly given their target audiences.
There are people who worked on them that clearly were paying attention in art class. Some of their work is so subtle I've had to rewind and just sit there stunned in amazement.
I think they've got a bit of something for everyone too.
The Princess Bride and O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Second-Hand Lions, Big Fish, The Sandlot, October Sky, Little Miss Sunshine, A Little Princess, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, or Paddington
On old gems that nobody hasn't recently seen:
- Batteries Not Included
- Black Cauldron
- Labyrinth
- Return to Oz (1985)
little to no spicy scenes and hints etc...
Labyrinth
Bowie's bulge completely disqualifies this one... Tra la la!
it’s possible i’ve forgotten some random scenes with sexy or violent parts, but these are at least all rated PG. also skipped obvious kids movies.
apollo 13
all the back to the futures
bill and ted’s excellent adventure (bogus journey has some hell scenes that may be weird for kids)
cool runnings
dark crystal
ET
galaxy quest
goonies
jumanji 1995
star trek and star wars movies are generally pretty tame
three amigos
what about bob
Your name is a beautiful, mature yet safe, anime. I want to rewatch it right now.
Paw patrol
Labyrinth (1986), or Pan's Labyrinth (2006).
Pan's Labyrinth? The fuck is wrong with you?
A man gets his face caved in with a fucking whiskey bottle and they full blown show it being bashed in his face for like 20 seconds straight.
And the entire premise of the movie is completely horrible right? Abusive family or some shit if I recall directly and the scary monster parts are where the girl zones or to differ her step dad?
Long time since watching but i ain't showing that to my teen who has watched the matrix.
The main character's mother marries a fascist captain in 40s Spain
Yeah, and SPOILER ALERT the main character dies at the end.
I saw it with two other middle-aged men. We were supposed to go out for drinks afterwards. Instead, we looked down at the floor, and went home.
It was emotionally brutal.