I had wet dreams like twice in my live. I must say it fucking sucks. Waking up trapped with jizz in your undies is unpleasant.
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Ah, a fellow dry dreamer. I'm a dream virgin. I always wondered what it would be like, how it compares to the wake experience.
I don’t have the equipment for a nighttime emission, but the only sex dreams I’ve ever had were with partners that I felt really weird about in the morning. They include: a friend of mine, a different friend’s dad, and Mikhail Gorbachev. I don’t want to fuck any of them.
I'm sorry for laughing at your Gorbachev dream
We all do what we must for mother Russia. No go back to sleep and let Gorbachev have his way with you. Close your eyes and think of England
Had one, indeed very unpleasant (the aftermath, not the dream)
I occasionally have wet dreams, but I don't have a penis, so it isn't a problem. What is a problem is my unconscious mind picking partners for me. Those choises are either highly questionable or absolutely gross.
Or in some cases, wakes up something inside you that you never would have imagined otherwise.
A fellow fetlife user I see
I second this.... I've woken up confused af
I feel for the people who prefer sleeping in the buff.
Blue balled by a machine. The Luddites were right, you know?
The pain is real