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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fun thing about this meme is that the film showed SGI's fsn file manager running on IRIX.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

IRIX is a discontinued operating system developed by Silicon Graphics (SGI) to run on the company's proprietary MIPS workstations and servers. It is based on UNIX System V with BSD extensions.

Close enough I'd say. After all, she didn't say "this is UNIX", she said "this is a UNIX system".

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Which would have been pretty in keeping with Hammonds spared no expense but actually cheaper than f out especially book Hammond. We'll just use productions computers rather than paying the UNIX license

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Looks more like a Linux. Unixers have a greater sense of cleanness.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Helix and Vim/NeoVim? Muscle memory is overrated anyways.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He installed Helix last year and will try it out soon. Any day now...

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He'll try it right after he's done tweaking his NeoVim config so he can finally start doing some meaningful work in it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the equivalent of a woodworker building jigs and other tools with their thousands-of-dollars of equipment.

Source: me. I do this. 😬

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the feeling of "just needing that one perfect tool before I can do this" seems terribly common and I feel like it's being enabled quite a bit in our society. If I just had the right editor/keyboard/notepad/fountain pen/jig etc, then I'll be able to work on this other thing...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh god. That is so me. Always with the “if only” mentality. If only ________ then I could do ________.

And of course, it never gets done. 😅

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Legit thought it was just going to be a wall of text editors and nothing else

[–] CelestialMittens@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He could replace all of that with just Emacs

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What is the source of this?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ns1@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For anyone considering watching: despite the name and this meme, not really a car movie. I enjoyed it (even if Clint singing over the closing credits is a bit much)

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 2 days ago

I liked the movie when I saw it years ago but thinking about it know it is an incredibly self-masturbatory boomer fantasy.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago

But, but over 3 billion devices run Java!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

stackoverflow: the one to bind them all

[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago

I don’t know they were even around still. That’s cute, good for them.

[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You don't need this many editors x) Neovim for all your terminal needs, emacs evil mode when you need some actual UI in there like a notebook or R markdown !

Besides that, Java is never the right tool. It's always close enough but never quite right ; just like you can technically replace every single tool with a knife... But you shouldn't. (Except a knife does have a proper use, Java does not)

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying I should add Emacs there?

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Nah, presumably the developer already has an operating system and just needs a text editor.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why does it start with Men? Did you mean to put "man" there, or do you think only dudes collect tools?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 2 days ago

Because my english no good :(

Fixed it, thanks.