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SLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmas (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 days ago by kriz@slrpnk.net to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You forgot to include an advertisement despite paying for the subscription service.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Oh, what you want is the Good Uncle Plus plan. That one is ad-free!”

(it isn’t actually ad-free 😈)

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Fewer ads! ^for three months^”

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

The same number of ads, just not personalised.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

THIS! it's a must have for any sub service. That or a advertisement saying "I hope you are liking your sub, please share with friends and join our referral program!"

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I'd pay £9.99pm to someone who sends me random presents year round tbh

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

last year I gave Sean a switch 2

Proof that this is fake

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Not necessarily Picture of 2 port network switch

[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ken Cheng is a troll LinkedIn account that regularly posts hilarious fake posts. That account is a gold mine of ridiculously funny posts 😁

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Aside from a few colleagues this is the only guy I added on there. Funny as shit

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was pretty obviously satire, but I could be wrong.

[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 3 points 2 days ago

You aren't! 👌

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

It's a well-known satire account.