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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 12 hours ago

That's a B section.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 15 hours ago

Serious answer to a silly question:

We don't need the turd to be alive, so it's ok if we chop it into little pieces. Most people getting a C-section would be upset if we chopped up their child.

~<☆ * The More You Know ~<☆ *

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

tf kinda shitpost u incubatin over there

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The kind that requires a C section

[–] markz@suppo.fi 5 points 16 hours ago

Poop is stored in a different section, a couple aisles over.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 14 hours ago

american for-profit healthcare 👁️👁️

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

dark money from Big Toilet

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 13 hours ago

skibidi urinal

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

Because not everyone is Kim Jong Un.

[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The size of courics, has not yet exceeded the elasticity of the orifice. Perhaps you can go down in the anals of history to exceed that threshold.

[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Don't try. Bono will come and stop you.

[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Thought this was murica!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago