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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Hell no. Let them know they failed.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"Simulation off course. Resetting the timeline." is what you should say out loud. Also make sure you're wearing your Trek uniform.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Conversation at 50%, firing a pun.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 19 points 10 hours ago

Say it out loud, I cannot stress this enough.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

The instructions were very clear. My inner monologue, not so much.