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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Damn, getting breaking news from here of all places.

[–] r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Henry Kissinger proves yet again that only the good die young.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Tbf, so does Feinstein at 90.

[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago
[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kissinger's lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers' viscera sourced on the black market.

[–] 1800doctorb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

I'll take it. We need some new blood in her seat, I'm tired of the future being decided by people who won't have to be here for it. It was reaching a point where basic government functions were getting delayed or cancelled due to her inability to just show up and say "aye" or "nay".