Just spread my remains in Central Park.
I don't wish to be cremated.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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The last time I visited my mom, we ended up on the subject of death somehow. I said this line verbatim to her, not fully serious, but not really joking either. She was not amused.
If sky burials were legal where I live I would absolutely do that. Closest to "throw me in the trash" you can get while still "respecting the dead"
I'm just gonna donate my body to a medical school. What they do with me after they're done with me is their problem.
fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass who cares its a dead body
I prefer composting to cremation
When I die I wanna be taxidermied
You can donate your body to the Body Worlds exhibit, if that's still a thing
I was thinking about this earlier and if I ever have kids, I'll disown them from the grave if they have me embalmed or cryogenically frozen instead of taxidermied or cremated. I'm hoping for a wacky taxidermy if anything.
Yeah, no biggie Ramses, we can handle that
Wait till you get to deal with all the nightmarish legal red-tape (not to mention the parasitic death industry feeding on all of it) that a death in the family brings.
Most of us are literally too poor to die.
I shall be left to decompose in a field of crops
Same but a field of crap is good enough
When I'm dead just throw me in the trash
I'm an idiot, what does Folgers and Arby's have to do with any of this?
People who are in on the scam know to cremate the body, but the cremation industry is clearly also a scam.
The Dude abides.
just freeze yourself and get unfreezed 1000 years from now
Just feed me to the birds.