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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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PIC s3e10 "The Last Generation"

Hard mode: How might the rest of this limerick play out?

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

There was a young lady from Venus

Equipped with the world's largest penis

She met a Nausicaan

Who was hung like a hoss'ican

And said "Let's play Dom-jot between us!"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 50 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Who loved to suck Data's penis.

So fuck you, Picard

Cuz Data's rock hard

And you'll all regret that you seen this

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 22 hours ago

No regerts.

[–] teft@piefed.social 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There once was a lady from Venus
Who everyone thought was a genius
We asked for her thoughts
She replied in some Scots
"I dinnae ken what ye said, ya weenis"

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Who wasn't in the same genus.
She has a big tail.
And knocked things off without fail
She happened to be my Felis.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

I sung this is my head to the tune of the Wellerman shanty.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 23 hours ago

Too much of that and I'll eject the warp core

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
  • There was a young woman from Venus
  • Whose body was shaped like a penis
  • She made a trip to Phylos
  • And you may think it’s gross
  • But Spock II took her right up his anus
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 19 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Human Resources has no jurisdiction over non-humans. Data can do what he wants.

So can Worf, come to think of it.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 7 hours ago

Humanoid Resouces?

[–] Benign@fedia.io 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I guess it shoul be SR, Sentient Resources.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

There was a Star Trek novel where a Horta joined the crew. Not sure if it was the first non-humanoid member of Starfleet, but it was a petty great addition to the plot.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

What about the gentleman from Nantucket? Or the guy with the low hanging ears