There was a young lady from Venus
Equipped with the world's largest penis
She met a Nausicaan
Who was hung like a hoss'ican
And said "Let's play Dom-jot between us!"
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There was a young lady from Venus
Equipped with the world's largest penis
She met a Nausicaan
Who was hung like a hoss'ican
And said "Let's play Dom-jot between us!"
Who loved to suck Data's penis.
So fuck you, Picard
Cuz Data's rock hard
And you'll all regret that you seen this
No regerts.

There once was a lady from Venus
Who everyone thought was a genius
We asked for her thoughts
She replied in some Scots
"I dinnae ken what ye said, ya weenis"

Who wasn't in the same genus.
She has a big tail.
And knocked things off without fail
She happened to be my Felis.
I sung this is my head to the tune of the Wellerman shanty.

Too much of that and I'll eject the warp core
Data’s always one step away from an HR complaint.
Human Resources has no jurisdiction over non-humans. Data can do what he wants.
So can Worf, come to think of it.
Humanoid Resouces?
I guess it shoul be SR, Sentient Resources.
There was a Star Trek novel where a Horta joined the crew. Not sure if it was the first non-humanoid member of Starfleet, but it was a petty great addition to the plot.
What about the gentleman from Nantucket? Or the guy with the low hanging ears