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Happy New Years

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'd like to take the time to thank @briongloid@aussie.zone for their hard work at keeping this ship afloat last year and all the people who stepped in at the last minute when YarraByte had something better to do. ❀️

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago

πŸ₯‡πŸΎ

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The guinea pigs now associate me with food. I walk in and they start talking to me. I talk back. We have a little conversation. They tell me how disappointed they are when I don't have food. I tell them it's not my problem, speak to mummy pig.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

At least the sex addict dry humping guinea pig is gone. Might have been a bit awkward.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

Yeah. Hopefully he went to a more inclusive commune than what we can provide here.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

My apartment faces north, but my buildings hallway has windows that face south so epic view of the city for the fireworks last night.

Partner and I watched from there, with two sets of neighbours who had the same idea. One set was having a party and gave partner and I some poppers, and the other set had a smaller party and kept their apartment door open blasting rave choons.

Perfect night.

Went down to the beach to watch the fireworks, and I kid you not, as soon as they began, some dude in a commodore tried doing burn-outs in the busy and tiny beach carpark. His car carked it on the hill to exit the carpark and started rolling backwards, almost hitting the cars behind him. Great start to the new year!! 🀟

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

Fairly organised local fireworks setup. Not that hard to clean it up though, come on ...

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

fireworks from the beach, sorry about the movement, it was really windy down there, and cold too

The fireworks were pretty as always, this year there were some rainbow bursts, spectacular . It took 30 seconds for the sound to reach us 11 kms across the bay. No bang, just a rumble. Where I used to live in Carlton it was maybe a second or two and explosive

https://imgur.com/a/g65ewsB

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

So pretty!!

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

The order: Regret -> hydralyte -> more regret + coffee -> try not to fall off a ladder -> get into a banal argument about how to clean light shades -> win / lose argument -> clean light shades -> try not to fall off ladder putting the things back on -> chase the increasingly brazen mudlark away.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

The order - wake up too early - sinus blowout - hate everyone and everything because i was very well behaved last night you utter shit - loathe husband who was not well behaved and is not suffering any ill effects - hot shower - nasal rinse - wheat bag- ghosts marathon - eat ham with cat

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 4 hours ago

The order - Opens the gates for YL so she can go earn some cash dog sitting and not take my house keys - sad face - waves goodbye - locks gates - runs back inside - jumps on man sitting on couch - dry humps surprised man yelling "Happy New Year mother fucker" - prevents dog from joining in.

That's mudlarks for you. Cheeky buggers.

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago
[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 9 points 4 hours ago

Happy New Year peoples. Hope it's better than the last for all.

Also, kidcalhoon2 "I'm starving, I haven't eaten all year"....badum tisk

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Not to be too much like "2026 is gonna be my year" but I have a job I like and am good at, probably won't move house this year,and I've had new ways to get to and from work open up both in the car and bike.

It's nice to feel like i can actually plan things and do something long term because everything else in my life is sorted

Fuck yeah man! I hope it all works out :)

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 7 hours ago

Happy New Other Year.

We might have gotten a bit drunk and silly.

scribbled on calendarscribbled on calendar

White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits.
Happy new year everyone 😘

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Happy new year β™₯️

Edit: Fell asleep at 11pm, woke up to fireworks sounds, fell back to sleep.

Yay getting older lol

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Happy New Year everyone!

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Happy new year all! Wishing the best for all of you.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I fell asleep and woke up next year. Happy new year!

Forgot to drug the cat but she coped just fine

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 10 hours ago

Oh good. Mine behave so differently. Void is like Yo Man, chill. LittleOne is drunk as fuck and making best friends with lampposts πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 14 points 15 hours ago

Thank fuck that year is over lol.

Happy new year everyone.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 13 points 14 hours ago

Happy New Year πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

I completely missed the whole midnight countdown thing, I thought it was still much earlier. Oops.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 11 points 14 hours ago

2026 everyone. We really in this bitch now

[–] Baku@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

Happy new year and happy quarter century, DT peoples!!!

The cat is not amused, but calmed down pretty quickly

I watched the 9:30 ones at Footscray park, and was planning on heading into the city but I was surprisingly tired so just went home

Got some nice photos (in my sole opinion), though!

The only thing I don't like about watching the fireworks on the telly is that they're always like 2 minutes behind what I'm hearing. But I forgot to wash the one nice jacket I own, and evidently the weatherman forgot that it was hot yesterday

P.S as a bonus, I can see my real Spotify wrapped through lastfm now, without a large chunk of listens after like October when they stop counting being missing

spoiler

I wish you all the very best for the new year!

β™₯️

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 11 points 14 hours ago

Happy new year to all you lovely people ❀️

I got drunk whoops

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 12 points 15 hours ago

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

Happy New Year!

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 12 points 15 hours ago

Happy New Year! πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽŠπŸΎπŸ₯‚πŸ»πŸ·πŸΈπŸΉπŸ§ƒπŸ₯€

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 11 points 14 hours ago

πŸŽ†Happy New Year!πŸŽ†

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 9 points 14 hours ago

Happy new year!! May 2026 bring you good things. I managed to stay awake until midnight and watched the Sydney fireworks on tv. They were spectacular as usual.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 14 hours ago

Happy New Year!! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

Happy New Year. 😊😻