I cut my feet off, where do I get the because to replace them with?
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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At 7
ahhk, cheers!
You're much smarter than your username implies!
Not necessarily exactly 7. My guess is somewhere around – let's say – 6 – 7
I would rather be 7 because tall in January, than be January because tall in 7.
Okay, but faster this time.
Iwouldratherbe7becausetallinJanuary,thanbeJanuarybecausetallin7.
this time, please, in A♯ and then again in B♭
laughs in melodic minor
Laughed my ass off.
This one's fun. It's like a puzzle, and the pieces don't fit.
So you want to be a seven years old, and be tall in january specifically.
Anyone know what it's trying to say?
You're an idiot, Harry