dumbass

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 11 points 1 hour ago

I've overstayed my welcome and I'm Ric Flair

The most self aware statement that man's ever said.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm interested in why you need all those ports.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Fuck you! Grandpa Joe is a tax cheating, domestic abusing narcissist!

Ohhhh I can't move, I must lay in bed for decades...

Ohh a trip to a chocolate factory, time to do a perfectly choreographed dance and walk though the factory like I've been an able bodied man for the last decade or so!

Fuck Grandpa Joe!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

That actor came in, dropped an amazing performance then dipped to be an awesome vet.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 3 hours ago

We will catch that international terrorist one day!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's a gut punch you can never be ready for. Brace yourself GenZ, it's coming for you soon.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 48 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Pfft, I heard them refer to All the small things by Blink 182 as classic rock on the radio once.... that fucking ruined me.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 13 hours ago

F and d are right next to each other on a keyboard.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's a smile of someone knowingly making the world a better place.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

This must be about when the walls fell.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sometimes it's garlic, but yeah, mostly onion.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah it was a homage to this video.

 
 
 

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

 
 
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