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How is your relationship to your drug dealer? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 6 points 1 month ago

My psychiatrist and I get along great πŸ‘

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Well of course I know him, he’s me.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I'm just a number, but I kinda wish my pharmacist and I knew each other better.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Legal since he’s my government

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you vote for him?

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Was to stone to vote

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try, FBI

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would anyone buy from the FBI in Canada???

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I mean it's not a terrible punny name for a flower only shop

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Mine is my neighbour, and really well as it goes.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It’s a robot that gives me drugs when I enter in the right code and I don’t talk to it.