Melbourne

Few weeks ago was stung by a bee and yesterday bitten by a bullant and I want to share w/ everybody my scientific findings:

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This is how Alfie copes with the heat.

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Just a PSA that a bunch of library services around Melbourne and Vic are running extended hours today to provide cool spaces for people. I know Mooney Ponds and Hobsons Bay are so assume a lot of them are doing the same.

FOUR HOURS

Edit: there's something so freeing, liberating, about standing on the balcony in my birthday suit. It's the small things in life, really.

7 hours until 10pm, when BoM says it will be 23°C.

I'm comprised almost entirely of cold European climate genes, I wasn't built for this 🫠

Arrived at work. Over 500 emails awaiting my attention (or lack thereof). Pray for me.

Second day back at work, called into boss's office and told they're not renewing my contract into a permanent role. Two years at this workplace, pushing myself to my absolute limit, but I guess because I don't regularly work past 5 (coming in well before anyone else mind you), I'm not keeping my job.

It'll be fine in the long run. We have some savings. But goddamn. Not looking forward to going on Jobseeker, hopefully I can get something quick.

Good luck today everyone 🤞stay safe out there.
Jesus Christ it's still meant to be 41 at 7pm 🫠🫠🫠

I really should go to bed, as I start work again tomorrow. Don't wanna - enjoying the coolth ahead of tomorrow. Still, work does have aircon, it's just the pt trip there and back that's going to be a horror show. Waaaaaaah.

Weird. Temp just dropped almost 10 degrees where I am.

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Guess where the perfect aircon spot in the bedroom is.

I don't get sunburned but even I'm feeling a bit hot under the collar.

Edit: put the washing out without thongs on concrete and I think my feet are burnt lol

Bundaberg brewed lemon & watermelon lightly sparkling low sugar cans are the bomb this weather. I am in love. Available at Cheaper Buy Miles.

Leaving the gym earlier, there was a ridiculous line (easy 100 people deep) waiting to get into the crowded indoor pools that are part of the complex. Having to wait for people to leave before letting a new group in. The line snaked around outside too, all these people waiting in the heat for crowds and craziness. No thank you.

About to make the 25m PT trip home. Looking forward to the smells of armpits and sweaty bumcracks

To Catfish. Um, could you please take the suncatcher down temporarily - it's working just a little too well atm.

Watermelon straight out of the fridge is sooo refreshing on hot days.

Ohh… little stinker! I was fretting about all the crying and thinking the worst but likely it’s Melbcat demanding more pieces of the beef from the broth. She insists on having it now.

Before that it was probably frustration that I wasn’t understanding and lifting her onto the chair, and notification that she’d done a poo.

I’ve spoiled the cat

Plants are watered & cooling is on. Pray to the electricity gods no power outages and to the appliance gods no aircon breakdowns. Hopefully you are all staying cool at work or home or elsewhere.

It’s a hot one… like seven inches from the midday sun 🏜️

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc

Aaaaand the warehouse team has hit hot grumpy point. Doesn't help hearing that my partner's work has shut for the day and sent everyone home early. And that the two men in the warehouse with me ate super spicy noodles on a hot day. I went out earlier and stocked up the fridge with zooper doopers, hydralite icy poles and other goodies on the company dime.

At least I can retreat to my office and enjoy the aircon (there is also aircon in the warehouse office, I'm not fully abandoning them).

Ted informs me it's breakfast time.

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Building fire flagged down the road, four trucks responded very, very quickly but it doesn't seem like anything is happening, thank fuck.

I am physically fine (apartment A/C is holding up and I am free to work here all week and not in a fire area) but I'm really jumpy today. I dunno if its just because I am back at work too soon or if I have just lived through too many general disasters + my general climate anxiety. I keep thinking I'm missing something and wanting to check here and the other place and vic emergency. Maybe its just the lack of natural light from closed blinds. Going to put some ambient music on and try to focus....

Home time soon. Pros: going home. Cons: getting into the car which is sitting outside in full sun.

Hope everyone is keeping cool as much as humanly possible.

Bought the kids a tent from BCF. I knew it was heavily discounted because it's so big but that's part of the fun. My girlfriend also absolutely HATES it because it's so big, which makes it even more fun

Dog seems much better. Got a big morning walk in and just finished a big evening walk (carried him over the hot roads). I'll still talk about it with the vet in case.

warm out there already

inspectors on the werribee line getting passengers on the way to the beach

Really enjoying Arc Raiders, haven't run into any PvP yet. Just chill looting and avoiding evil robots.

Stayed up most of the night intending on enjoying the cool and sleeping through today.

Well, I ended up falling asleep anyway and waking up at 10am. Sigh.

I didn't want to conscious when Melbourne is teleported to the surface of the Sun.