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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/32555638

On topic after topic, President Trump made clear that he would be the arbiter of any limits to his authorities, not international law or treaties.

Its not like the American Revolution and Constitution are total rejections of this view or anything.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Soooooooo.......no restraint then? I don't believe people who fuck kids HAVE morality.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He doesn't just fuck kids, he rapes them. Often times brutally by sworn testimony.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago

If it's kids, it's always rape.

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's the joke. The problem is I have clown phobia. And this orange shitass is fast turning into pennywise...🤡

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A rapist pedo has no restraint so 🥴

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

grab'em by the oil/land/resources

when you have 11 carriers, they let you do it

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Also when you have 5400 nuclear warheads and shown to be insane enough to use them, who can say no?

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Unsurprising coming from someone who was quoted saying this on his Venezuela actions:

“MAGA loves it. MAGA loves what I’m doing. MAGA loves everything I do," Trump said. "MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too."

Source

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

The one of a convicted felon, rapist and pedophile.

Thanks, America.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought that said mortality and I was inclined to agree

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Dictators hate this one weird trick"

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let it be soon, and horribly painful.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when the bootlickers were responding, "We don't have kings in this country, we have a President."? Biggest fucking whoosh of the century so far. I'm convinced they sincerely missed the point, like they were reveling in correcting the semantics. Fucking idiots.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Epic confabulation you syphillitic pedophile rapist.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When asked why he needed to possess the territory, he said: “Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success. I think that ownership gives you a thing that you can’t do, whether you’re talking about a lease or a treaty. Ownership gives you things and elements that you can’t get from just signing a document.”

Why does that sound actually coherent?

"If it weren’t for me, Russia would have all of Ukraine right now.”

NYT Followed that quote up directly with a photo of a Ukranian soldier in action. gg

[–] Gsus4@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

gangster realtor sees countries as a realtor extortionist, obsessed with owning land as fascists always are.

[–] n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Remember when Trump said the US should have a Purge day?

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

So, child raping is going to make a comeback?