this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Scam and pan

[–] wesker 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why would they blur out "guys"?

[–] p_consti@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pretty certain it says "fags"

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would a cigarette talk?

/s

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 17 points 2 months ago

Don't be ridiculous, that's not what they're talking about.

They're talking about those little British offal balls wrapped in bacon, with gravy of course.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Woah woah woah, here, let me censor “fags” for you:

~~fags~~

Phew! That was close.

[–] wesker 6 points 2 months ago

You can't say that!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Why would they blur out "fags"?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Goddamnit, that's art right there.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)