I have a human version of this product and it has forever changed how I purchase and consume lube. ℓitres of lube anytime I want it. You don't have to merely apply lube, you can immerse yourselves in it. Like engine oil bathing the crank. You can put anything in anything else. My lube consumption is way up and my lube expenses are way down. It's lubetopia. Shangri-lube, Xanalube, whatever you want to call it, we are living in the golden age of lube right now and nobody seems to know it.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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Good lube. And fun slime.
It might be a good purchase for a good time 👌