Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.
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Breathing air.
Watching The Shape of Water.
I live 1,000 ft above sea level, half a days drive from the ocean. The only waterway connected to my property is an unnavigable creek. Good luck, Sea Peoples, my fortress might as well be impregnable
I see you understood the graveness of the situation. Well done.
I had to hide in a cave eating lizards for three weeks last time they came around, not doing that again
Yeah the collapse of civilisation event sucks.
What if the sea people breed like salmon?
I live on land
Learning songs from The Little Mermaid
Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world's oceans.
I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
They won't be so secretive this time around.
My county is landlocked and I live about 150 metres above sea level.
Landcucking the Sea people, smart!