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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 139 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

I'm going to keep posting this, so I apologize if you have read it before.

In the US we have the Second Amendment. The fascists have been the ones screaming and yelling about the Second Amendment, but the truth is that all Americans have the right.

Owning a gun isn't enough. Driving to Cabela's and picking up a vermin killing 22 is not enough. You should buy a rifle, a pistol, and a knife. (Bonus points for a shotgun) Then you need to train with said rifle, pistol and knife. Go to a range and shoot. Look for local self defense/hand to hand combat with knife classes and train.

I am not advocating for violence...far from it. But I am advocating for knowledge because owning a weapon and not knowing how to use it is a recipe for disaster.

PS: If you can afford it, buy suppressors. Especially for your rifles. Suppression for the common citizen isn't about stealth like in the movies, it is about protecting your hearing. Guns are LOUD. Much louder than you expect.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago

+1 to guns being louder than you expect. I wear earplugs + over-ear muffs with auto noise cancelling for noise over certain decibels and I still find gunshots kinda jarring.

+1000 for learning to use them. You need to understand what you're shooting at + what might be behind and around what you're shooting at. You need to always be aware of what you're shooting at even if you aren't actively shooting.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also if you can't go to a range, don't forget PCP (Pre-Charged Pneumatic) rifles exist. They are a lot quieter than a typical firearm and where I live you can shoot air rifles within city limits as long as the pellets don't leave your property.

Going with .22, .25, or .40 cal and you can practice your aim and shooting habits on the daily (pellets and air are a lot cheaper than pellets and powder in a cartridge). Plus then you can play with things like moderators (silencers), full auto... Even automated turrets if you are that kind of crazy (don't be).

They go all the way up to around .72 cal if I'm up to date but unless you are planning to stop a truck you'll get a lot more fun from something like the Air Venturi Avenger (or the AvengeX line so you can swap calibers); just consider getting an electric pump, I used a manual one for a few months but pumping 3,000 psi manually sucks.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The number of vast posers in these threads who aren't going to do fuck all is hilarious. Tom Clancy fans.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's literaly why I started posting that reply. A lot of people writing comments asking others to kill ICE and/or politicians. They need to stop asking others and train.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

One of my wants last year was to hit the range more often. Sometimes that isn't practical due to cost, time spent driving, etc.

I ended up getting a laser optic target for my 9mm. I can charge it, set it up at home wherever, and practice my aim. I feel like I have gotten better in a few months - or at least my grouping of shots is closer to where I want it to be. Highly recommend looking into one of them if you are at least pistol training.

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well said. I would also recommend building a cheap, shitty AR15. You learn a lot about how they work not just from building it, but by fixing it when it inevitably breaks.

And yeah, suppressors are awesome safety devices that unfortunately cost as much as a gun, if not more. The tax is gone, but I'm pretty sure manufacturers are just jacking up the prices now.

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty much my new years resolution right there ^^^

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 128 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Safelite repair, Safelite replace.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He has a vague resemblance of Luigi

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see it. Luigi never touched a firearm in his life

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is why I think a bunch of the ICE harassment is in Minneapolis right now. A city where no open carry is allowed.

[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Open carry of handguns is allowed with a permit, and Minnesota is a "shall issue" state, so it's easy to get a permit.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Correct for Minnesota, but Minneapolis has city ordinances that outlaws it.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironic that Democratic policies are hurting Democrats.

Fuck the dems, we need an actual pro-gun leftist party.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I always tell people when you get far enough left you end up back in the pro gun camp.

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary

  • Karl Marx

I always describe myself as an "under no pretext" gun supporter rather than a "shall not be infringed" supporter.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Note that the one at the top is a non-resident of the area coming in from somewhere else to protect property from people

And the one at the bottom is a chapter of locals protecting people from federal agents

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

That’s the story he told to escape justice.

He actually went to murder people.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This illustrates a point in legal discussions that I don’t think lawmakers consider. “What would your opponent do with these powers?” If they did, there would never be an escalation of authority.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's why I await a new Democratic president with the authority from the Supreme Court to have full immunity.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As if a Dem would actually use that authority to enact progressive legislation…

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or hold fascists accountable

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[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago

Biden had that and did nothing with it

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

So you can be disappointed for 48 consecutive months while they use that power to entrench fascism?

Democratic leadership just negotiated more money for ICE in the latest funding resolution.

There may be an ok democrat here and there, but the core of the party is rotten.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The SCROTUS decides what qualifies. If Republican SCROTUS, Republican president is fine to do whatever and a Democrat one is not. If Democrat SCOTUS, they will say the president does not have immunity regardless of political party. So only Republican presidents will ever benefit from it.

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I had a restaurant I'd be offering these guys a free coffee and dessert along with a "no ICE" sign.

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[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

two types: the classical libertarian who wants to protect their community against looters or pigs the nazi

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can you say “Mulford Act” and Gun control Act of 1968?

The one time republicans and the NRA were for gun control (and let’s not forget that the republicans had an entirely different stance to begin with regarding firearms until that bastard Harlon Carter decided to politicize guns) was when black people armed up. The Mulford act was specifically designed to disarm the Black Panthers.

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