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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

To be more precise, Greenland is for staging an invasion of Svalbard and Jan Mayen, which are themselves for staging an invasion of mainland Norway. Some would argue that Trump is incapable of this sort of long-term thinking; and some would also argue that it's wholly unnecessary to have SJM for staging an invasion anyways, given that mainland Norway is already militarily dependent on Seppolandic technology and hosts a large number of Seppo soldiers on its territory capable of launching an invasion "from within" at a moment's notice. Such people, though their attempt at analysis is commendable, do not understand the core of international geopolitics.

(This comment is not a serious analysis)

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this serious analysis. I will bring this up with my uncle next time during dinner.

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Mine is serious

(welcome back home sis)

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Sovereign wealth fund is stored in the ~~balls~~ greenland

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 month ago

Other Americans, at one point do you ask yourself if the refineries are secured? Because if the answer isn't "I've already started organizing" you're moving too slow.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

We must bring freedom to the people of Norway to liberate them from the Bjørn Fuckersen regime.